Lol! Funny story;a must read

So, my guy said I'm too stingy not to own a car..Bro, I laughed.
Finally, my guy hit 1 million just like that..Bro, he never handled a 100k before he hit 1 million. The next thing, he came to me for advice.
 
    "Bmasterz, guess what?..Omor i don blowwww..ur guy don hammerrrr..bro te me hw to spend this 1 million"
  I told my guy, bro if na me, na investment sure pass ooo or maybe u should open a fixed deposit account for the main time, then cool down until we come up with something good.
    Lol!, I thought I was communicating..Next thing, he told me.."Guy, u no reason wella ooo.i dey ask u hw i fit use dis shake d city u dey here dey pala".
    We, Sid, you are on your own on this since you don buy my idea.
  Three days later, my guy bought Rav4 , cool one shaa...I was very happy about it.
    After one week, he called me on phone and was like,
  "Guy, ur bros need ur help now..abeg u fit lend e 3k make I buy fuel abeg..i wan go somewhere now and fuel no dey"

I was like,
   "Bia Sid, u sure say ur brain correct?? You too stingy...to buy fuel, u no fit bring out ur moni.. guy u too stingy.ur own car, u cant even bring out moni to fuel it"

 After 1 month, I asked him about the car, he said
   "My guy, 2 run a car, u nid moni for fuel..I don sell d car shaa.. d tin dey chop me."
    No ooo.. u sold it cos u are too stingy to buy fuel..lol, i just added.
 So, I asked him what he intends to do with the moni he got from selling d car.He said he spent almost all the money paying back to those he borrowed from to buy fuel and repairs..
 
    hmmmmmm!!!

  Not all guys who own a car have money to even feed themselves.."amachie uwa jioji" Dont blame some guys for not having a car as you expected.You never hear story. Everything na packaging oo #GOE