Funny thoughts that go through women’s heads when they see a new manhood

– Men usually don’t anticipate much during sex since they are totally focused on just having sex but for women, they don’t know what to expect at all once the man undresses

While most men usually anticipate about the sex and nothing more when about to have sex, women’s minds are usually racing.


Most women don’t really know what to expect the first time they are getting in bed with a guy so they are bogged down with endless questions.

Will it be small? Is it too big? What if I can’t handle it? What if it was smaller than James’, should I say no?

Below are some hilarious thoughts of women when they first saw a manhood.

1.

The thing that stood out the most was that there were many veins. It looked like a person’s arm after they lifted weights.”—Kathryn

2.

“My first thought was, ‘The hole is, like, looking at me. It looks kind of like a pupil or something.’ It was like a third eye.” —Annie

3.

“‘That is extremely funny looking and not at all like what I have,’ was my first thought. I’ve gotten used to seeing dicks by now, but I still think they’re funny looking, because they are.” —Beth

4.

“Don’t get me wrong, vaginas are weird too, but I hadn’t really thought too much about it until I saw my first penis. I was like, ‘What is going on here? Why can’t these look better?’”- Kate

5.

“I thought, ‘Dear god, what did I get myself into?’ I was totally unprepared and probably crinkled my nose a little in confusion. It was like a giant worm monster.” —Elizabeth

6.

“This might be weird but I always assumed that they’d be cold. I was shocked that penises are warm the first time I touched one – Jacky

7.

“Having a vagina all my life, I assumed that penises were in the exact same spot (ie between the legs) rather than a few inches below the belly button, where a girl’s pubic bone would normally be. Obviously I hadn’t considered the logistics of how sex works, but it was a crazy moment of discovery that everything I thought I knew about penises was wrong.”- Sly

8.

“First time I saw a penis, I thought “I’m going to laugh if I keep looking at it”. So to spare the guy, I just put it in my mouth” Sheilah

9.

“I can totally deep-throat this”- Kate

10.

“Oh, great, this fits perfectly.”- Lucy

11.

“The penises I’d seen before had been in porn and were usually erect, so when the guy I was with wasn’t, I thought, ‘Shouldn’t it be bigger than this?’” —Heather

12.

“I was honestly shocked. When I touched it, I was surprised how soft the skin was. I guess all that lotion they use really helps. Ha.” —Meghan