MY IDIOSYNCRASIES ABOUT NIGERIA

I'm perplexed,succintly saying.Nigeria is the only country where ladies expect guys to spend a million folds for them on valentine day.
I'm not at ease as to why Nigeria should be the only countries where comedians die of Hypertension.
I cant stop laughing at a country with the name Nigeria,where the inhabitants are coyish of how to properly pronounce their country name in their God-given dialect.
I am still not cleared as to why Nigeria is the only country whose VISA is easy to obtain.
I am bewildered,non-plussed,Nigeria is the only country where wealth rather than debate is the only means of political engagement.
I am nay,afraid as to whether we can some day boast of a single thing in which we are perfect!